Director:
Joel Goodman (also actor, editor and writer)

Actors:
Phil - Samurai impersonator, available for parties. Best known for his involvement in space travel in the late 1950's. He also drinks alcohol.

Tom - Never has anyone choked on a kebab with so much passion. Comparisons have been made to De Niro and Brando. He also drinks alcohol.
 
Camera:
Steve - With his extreme eye for detail and cunning fox like hunting skills Stevie captured some extraordinary footage. He also drinks alcohol.
 
Synopsis:
As far as I can remember it came to me in a dream. Some may call it pointless shite with no apparent relevance or style, but hey - that never stopped Jerry Bruckheimer! The basic plot is based around a guy who lives and breathes 70's disco. He thinks everything is a dance move.

And of course, madcap antics ensue from there... It's like Ben Hur meets Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol. Except not as much side-splitting laughter and no intermission.